Red not gold, you say? Nothing a can of spray paint and some glitter can’t fix.

Man-aries.

But it seems like there is also girdle action going on?? Something holding in that gut?

So confused by what I see.

Serious question, because it has been bothering me for some time: Does Pence habitually wear a girdle that pushes his manboobs up, or is he just secretly really, really fit? Are there alternate theories out there explaining his top-heavy physique?? Am I the only one seeing this????

(I’m sorry, I know this is not very…

Much as I love this billing scenario, 45 is a lifelong teetotaler and, rumour has it, chronic constipation sufferer. So no big wallet dings there.

But wait, do they have to pay for their guests’ drinks and toiletries?

This is both funny and incredibly sad, because it reminds me that if Phil Hartman were alive today he might have taken a crack at lampooning Trump (again).

I always assumed that the lesser (far, far lesser) Kylie was named for the greater (far, far greater, let’s just call her a goddess shall we) Kylie.

I know, reich? He alt to have predictatored that outcome.

I have serious worries about how my Ginger and I are going to help (or: fail to help) our children navigate this strange, new world of modern dating. :(

Yeti crab. Jesus. How have I never heard of this one before?

Love it! She is spot-on.

You wrote, “We are no longer having discussions about substance or ethics but who won and who lost”.

Which reminded me of that quote sometimes attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt, “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events”. Is the US now below-average?

I am so sorry for your loss.

Fuck these arseholes.

Hi. I’m not American??

You do realise that the British have a long and storeyed history of poor relations with Asia and, yes, racism against Asians?

It took me all of two minutes to find that detail, and the article I linked to is dated “November 22, 2016 at 10:37AM”. :/

Post three times and hope to fuck that someone will ungrey just the one post. Ahh, life in the greys!

FWIW — I’m not a habitual quasi-spammer; but for the sake of this child’s memory I felt it was necessary. :/

Charleston Police Department Chief of Detectives Lt. Steve Cooper:

Charleston Police Department Chief of Detectives Lt. Steve Cooper: