Version 3 should add a feather tickler (for scientific accuracy).

“I can forgive my 8 year old for liking some of his movies — she’s 8 (and her father, my ex, watched them with her, not me). The rest of the country over age 8 has no excuse.”

That has to be child abuse and quite possibly grounds for your sole custody.

“multiple public complaints that the show was produced in a way that made it virtually unwatchable to individuals with sight impairments.”

Holy shit, really?? That is the worst.

Yes, the vetoes were kept from the public record. The Guardian had to file suit under Britain’s freedom of information act to access the Royals’ vetoing history. It was not a matter of public record until they did so, and won.

It’s not just lobbying power. Both the Queen and Charles have vetoed bills on matters outside their interests as Royals. I refer specifically to their vetoing of a bill that would have transferred power to MPs to go to — or refuse to go to — war. Without transparency it is impossible to know how much power the Royals…

That is terrible.

I took it to be a kegel exerciser.

Denim? Layered denim? Is that look not over yet?

YIKES. Animal’s reaction to Miss Piggy’s unpedicured toes says it all.

Miss Piggy’s boobs look incredible, it has to be said!

IDGAF glamour.

Looking very Daytime Emmys.

None of this is working.

Her son is still cashing in on her name & game, so fuck him, too.

Yes!

He was marrying up in a NUMBER of ways, when you think of it.

She needs to see a Doctor about that ec-ZEE-ma

Yeah, no. The reason that you can taste garlic after rubbing it on your foot is that you are “tasting” it through your nose. Garlic has an especially intense aroma. Your nose activates olfactory receptors in your mouth. That’s what is happening.

The 60% thing is a myth, too. If your skin absorbed 60% of everything you…

You are mistaken. William is 2nd in line to the throne, after Charles.

I recommend you look at the links I provided, or Google the issue, to see why his interference is already a problem and one which will only grow if he is crowned.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/n…

Agreed. Woody Allen has been saying for years that he isn’t an intellectual. It’s a shame people are only starting to believe him now, amIrite or amIrite?

It never fails to amuse me how Britons equate today’s Royals with essential Britishness when the House of Windsor originates from Germany (House of Witten/Saxe-Coburg and Gotha). The Royals have been de-emphasising this lineage since the Great War for obvious reasons, when George V changed the House name.