One is the number of towels required.

One is the number of towels required.

No mention it's behind a paywall?

It takes so much effort to leave the house with a kid there's no way you'd forget about them. Nappies check, snacks check, sudocreme check, wet wipes check, hat check, strapped in car seat check, baby mirror adjusted so you can see them when driving check,  no way you'd drive somewhere and leave them to die in the car…

That’s why you have to get your car mot tested every year in the UK so you don’t kill innocent ppl with your own negligence.

In fairness they offered him a percentage but he assumed it would fail and told them he wanted a lump sum instead!

Thanks for the cost free experience!

But what happens to the Gorillas? ;)

Polish you cruel language. So many cases. (I’m learning my partner is Polish)

This has been my argument about cycling being environmentally friendly. How man extra calories is your flesh engine using up?

Haha brilliant

The Specials - Ghost Town. Actually a popular song in the UK. Most people have heard it from the 1980's i believe.

That’s far worse than all the deaths in Haiti. Glad you have your priorities right.