Uh...what? There's odd shit written all over the place in the real world. Whether stupid or cool. I agree that the Tomb Raider graffiti is kinda crap (repeating the same one over and over, I mean. Not the subject matter).

I know where my next rental is coming from!

This is the new script for answering the phone as an Enterprise employee.

Talking about weird relationships

I'm not really a fan of snack cakes. The waxy frosting and oily cake are no substitute for a real homemade cake.

And there it is. We have finally made the transition from "wow, this video game looks real" to "wow, this real life thing looks just like a video game".

That is some of the best acting I've ever seen!