Those Gizmodo guys seem like a real bunch of pretentious asshole hipsters.

1. Outline the FULL details of how they truly plan to roll out remote play for the Vita. If they can convince me they won't fuck me like they did with the "remote play" available with the PS3 (which caused me to sell my original Vita), I would buy another one.

You know, I can look past the idea that Microsoft changed everything in the name of profits. Companies are not companies without profits, so this sort of move, honestly, is nothing new.

Double meaning?

Rather than looking at a blank wall, stare at the pinwheel for about 30 seconds, then look at the text in the article. The text will warp in a circular pattern around your point of focus. Pretty neat.

♫RING RING RING, BANANA PHONE!♫

♫RING RING RING, BANANA PHONE!♫

♫RING RING RING, BANANA PHONE!♫

Consoles equally expensive to PCs? Lol, what do you use for your gaming rig, an Altair 8800?

I'd rather not play chance, if the person is ballsy enough to call the bluff (drug addicts and other degenerates that are typically the type to break into a home), you're fucked.

I'm thinking it could be quite popular in the middle east as well, possibly even more so than China.

You don't keep ammo in your home? A gun is pretty useless without ammo, my friend! What if someone breaks in? "Hold on, let me drive down the road real fast to get some ammunition, stay here."

Um, you really have no clue what you're talking about, do you?

Because there is still a HUGE population of ignorant bigots (mostly folks over the age of 30, luckily my generation and later generations have been taught not to discriminate) who allow something so silly to dictate their lives and decide for them whether or not they will enjoy someone's…

Think about it. It's not like having a sentence without verbs; it's more like Google would have a quasi-monopoly. Old folks everywhere would just type "search", and be taken to Google, and wouldn't know any better.

The only reason it goes wrong is dumbass team members go in guns blazing, or a security guard will catch them in an alley and try to arrest them, but rather than allowing someone with a silenced firearm take them out, they whip out their AK-47 and light them up. Once you start playing with folks level 40 or higher,…

You've entirely missed the point of my post, once again, and threw in information that I never once mentioned or alluded to.

Have they released the Mac version? We use iMacs at my job and it would make a good time-waster while I'm at the office.

"..but also involve requirements for a Windows Phone app that it doesn’t impose on its own platform or Apple’s (both of which use Google as the default search engine, of course)."

My claims are not "assumptions".