That's a lot of seamen!

He's coming for you. Be scared, developers. Be very very scared.

I think it's less so that the games are lack luster, as opposed to you probably owning most of the biggest & best titles already, like myself!

Thank you sir. You have made me a very happy boy.

After reading this comment, I blue myself.

I think my comment completely went over your head...I was agreeing with them...

The hell are you talking about? The whole damned comment is more like it..

Oh, we're not. Gizmodo writers are all just a bunch of hipsters, hence the happiness for their return (because it is an old-style junk food, etc). Actual Americans couldn't give a damn.

I think this one should have won. I literally roflcoptered for 5 minutes straight.

You missed the entire point of my comment and instead just bashed iOS lol.

HEYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!

Sad thing is that they already have. The pirated copy of the game already has this DRM removed. So essentially, if you are on a jailbroken device and want to play this game before they update it, you HAVE to pirate it.

Uhh, yeahhh....this is an Enix thing, not an Apple thing. There isn't some special policy for Apple devices. This was the game developer itself pulling a fast one, not Apple. They could have done the same exact thing in the Android Play Market for rooted devices if they want to.

WHACKY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN!

Looks like a screenshot from a video game. Pretty awesome.

How did the creepy ass video game characters anon not win? That one is brilliant and looks like it took a shitload of work.

Any song the Capt'n sings. The lyrics are so hilariously over the top.

The phone is working properly now, but it wasn't at firstI And if it did break, (it's a Note II), Samsung would have tried to say it was accidental damage and refuse repair after they saw the insides of the phone covered in a layer of film. :p

Bought this product immediately after seeing it posted here.

Who..I don't even...why...huh..?