Oh, we're not. Gizmodo writers are all just a bunch of hipsters, hence the happiness for their return (because it is an old-style junk food, etc). Actual Americans couldn't give a damn.

I think this one should have won. I literally roflcoptered for 5 minutes straight.

You missed the entire point of my comment and instead just bashed iOS lol.

HEYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!

Sad thing is that they already have. The pirated copy of the game already has this DRM removed. So essentially, if you are on a jailbroken device and want to play this game before they update it, you HAVE to pirate it.

Uhh, yeahhh....this is an Enix thing, not an Apple thing. There isn't some special policy for Apple devices. This was the game developer itself pulling a fast one, not Apple. They could have done the same exact thing in the Android Play Market for rooted devices if they want to.

WHACKY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN!

Looks like a screenshot from a video game. Pretty awesome.

How did the creepy ass video game characters anon not win? That one is brilliant and looks like it took a shitload of work.

Any song the Capt'n sings. The lyrics are so hilariously over the top.

The phone is working properly now, but it wasn't at firstI And if it did break, (it's a Note II), Samsung would have tried to say it was accidental damage and refuse repair after they saw the insides of the phone covered in a layer of film. :p

Bought this product immediately after seeing it posted here.

Who..I don't even...why...huh..?

My ex girlfriend made these. When she did, I didn't need sex, because my mouth already had some with those tacos.

I don't care if they were the only ones to get GTA, CoD, whatever game. The fact of the matter is that the console is always-onligot of I travel overseas to see my family, the console would be useless for rainy days because they don't believe in Internet (they believe in privacy, so avoiding the Internet completely,…

Input...and not output..?

Don't worry, Sony will release a white and red one in 9 years when the console is at the end of its life cycle.

Yeah they specifically called out Netflix by name saying that you didn't need PS+ to watch it, right in the middle of all those knife-stabs to Microsoft's gut. :P

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