Give me a large adult-sized version that will fit my 6'1" self, for under $600, and I'll buy it on day one, Razer.

Oh, don't get me wrong, they are sexy, fast cars. But that engine is a gas-hogging, oil-burning beast! Reliable, but it chews through fuel like no one's business.

WHACKY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN!

You don't understand Facetime because you're not an iPhone user. Facetime is WILDLY popular among iPhone users. How often is "ChatOn" or whatever it is called on the Galaxy line of devices ever used? Lol.

Agreed. On a side-ndote, I'm willing to bet my FR-S will smoke your RX7. (;

I felt I had to comment only because of how fucking clever the headline title is. Awesome.

Unless you want to see your $1500 robot spider smashed under my foot while I'm screaming like a little bitch, then don't bring it around me.

The very first time you guys ever posted about this years ago, I thought it was satire, and I found it funny.

Looks like a screenshot from a video game. Pretty awesome.

Heh, I love this video. You can tell from the point when he takes the first sip of that water that it took everything in there to not run over there and smack the shit out of him.

Um...have you ever actually tried to change the logic board in a Macbook Air?

How did the creepy ass video game characters anon not win? That one is brilliant and looks like it took a shitload of work.

This list of movies, for some reason, made me want to watch Forrest Gump once more.

I see what you did there. Though Eminem, among the top three best selling rap artists of all time, would likely disagree.

Everyone is missing the most important detail here; no more hanger-scratching. :D

According to their chart, they haven't rally scaled a whole lot in the last year. I imagine that will jump once manufacturing begins, much like Gorilla Glass for Samsung.

Glad to see TSMC is publicly traded. Now I know what is next for my portfolio.

Any song the Capt'n sings. The lyrics are so hilariously over the top.

"You're absolutely visiting flash calm with abounding accuracy while you backpack this wallet"

You had edited the comment afterI posted this. But no worries, at least you realized how assholish it really sounded and adjusted it.