Thank you for being awake. Half of the comments against me probably think I'm trolling, when if fact I'm making an educated statement that flew RIGHT OVER their heads.

Oh, hey, welcome to Gizmodo, you must be new.

What people don't understand is that it isn't the right to bear's arms, but rather the right to arm bears.

The point of the amendment is that we should be able to arm ourselves as thoroughly as the military.

If you think this government does not hold its own agenda in regards to gun control, then you sir/madam are asleep.

Lol.

So Ashley, do tell, what is your stance on this whole gun debate thing?

Holy hell. Yeah that is pretty bad (Failed at rape then killed her). What the fuck dude.

BRILLIANT! While we're at it, we should install tracking chips in everyone, that way our government can track us, any time they wish! I mean, all Americans are clearly unable to think for theirself, so it's for the best!

Thank you for not being an idiot like the rest of the nonsensical morons on this site that push all of the blame on the firearm itself. I've owned guns since I was 10, but my father always kept them locked away in the gun cabinet until we went hunting or plinking.

Before this article starts getting out of hand (too late) and people run off at he mouth and start pointing out some things.

I'm not trying to get into a political flame war here, but whose brilliant idea was it to place a 35% tax on financial repatriation?

This app looks cool, but as Tangostar mentioned, I just use Siri to set timers. Siri has grown quite used to my voice. I set 3 timers a day (for my 2 government-mandated work breaks, and my lunch break) at work. I literally go weeks without Siri misunderstanding me even once.

I for one welcome all women over the age of 18 to wear aforementioned clothing.

Yep, hit the nail on the head. And it isn't the iOS autocorrect causing this. It's something within the commenting system.

Oh, entirely too many. That's what makes it so delicious.

An app is too wonderful of an idea. It'll never happen. :p

Exactly my point sir/ma'am. Catchy marketing though.

HAHA. "Super Bowl Champions of the WORLD" they say. Here here, brother.

Oh, that is annoying as no other. I've personally been a fan since the 2009-2010 season, right as I became a fan of the NBA as a whole.