That's always been one of my development dreams; to make a island survival game (that IS NOT zombie based). I remember owning a game on my DS that was somewhat like this, but it was very kiddy-ish and not very simulation-based).

He will be announcing a partnership between the shark species and humans.

Oh man...flash drives...you can never have a shortage of those, that's for sure.

I've been working for Microsoft for 20 years, and I'm best of friends with Balmer, and I can personally confirm that the guest today will be a Shark.

Max Payne 3 disagrees with you.

I hate when this happens.

LOL, probably not the best thing to yell at a medical conference, but yep, it's a "thing", if by thing you mean a sort of slang. We love our free shit here. Also called chachkies.

"There will come a time when Apple will be forced to make a completely new product without any trace of Jobs interactions. This is when we will see if Apple can make it or not in their post-Jobs era."

Okay, I was one of those folks who, when Jobs died, was defending Gizmodo from everyone who was saying you need to get off of Steve's *expletive removed* and that Giz are some Apple-hippie-fanboys.

9. He finds her. They go on a date, she finds that he's creepy and weird, though strangely attractive. However, looks mean nothing to this girl. It's all about the personality, baby. She dumps him since he's a controlling freak. He murders her...and other, things.

It is I, my son.

Oh Ice King, you creeper.

The Majestic was pretty awful, I do agree.

................Huh..?

I don't see where many stunts would be involved in a Steve Jobs bio flick, but alrighty.

Nah, Giz just has a huge vendetta against Aston Kutcher for some reason, despite his dramatic rolls in films such as the Butterfly Effect.

You forgot one important type...

CIA door-kicking in 3, 2,....

Here, here! Taurus .480 revolver, "Raging Bull", my choice, with a leg holster. Plan on getting a chest holster, but those things aren't cheap.

She glares at the father putting the baby in the washer before looking around. Stares at the baby a solid 2 seconds, watches it go INTO the washer, and then looks around to check. Troll harder.