It’ll be so much easier after the divorce.

Maybe they could get a grant from the EU, oh no wait dammit.

What is it about the phrase “high rate of speed” that rubs me the wrong way?

Hey Texas, maybe you should like turn blue in a couple of weeks.

So, you’re saying that there’s a chance?

The da Vinci has been used a lot for prostate operations. I may be misremembering the study but I was under the impression that outcomes weren’t wildly better than old fashioned techniques.

Yeah but it freaked the hell out of the babysitter.

More importantly, can Hillary?

You can’t fight in here, this is the war room.

I believe a number of lawyers are offering pro bono defense.

If Donald was holding them, his tiny hands would make them look like dollar coins.

...used to call them bees due to having a picture of a bee on them... tie an onion round your neck as that was the style of the day...

A “Cheers” reboot set in Delaware?

Talking of late term abortions, Mrs Trump we’re ready for you now.

Just zoom in and enhance the reflection in the window behind him. Always works on CSI.

Well we all know how well the cast change for Top Gear worked out...

Serial lier but what if he was telling the truth. Then ask yourself why a 17 year old who arranged underage boys for rich people sex parties was sitting in first class next to Trump and did he know Jeffrey Epstein?

Stockholm syndrome

He’s gonna pivot any moment now...

They’re banking on the 25th amendment paragraph 4.