Pence is the VP nominee, period. Succession only applies when you are the actual VP.

It’s not like she’s talking about grabbing pussy.

I’ll be right back, gotta go buy a black polo neck and mail it to Trump tower...

I’m sure I read somewhere that the time taken to re-engage with your environment when texting at a stop light makes it a pretty risky endeavor. Essentially you see the red light turn green and begin pulling away in a panic without checking properly.

Connecticut is gonna really fuck him up.

Ok ok you made your point. How about “former usmnt coach”? Anyway the joke still stands, the sooner Swansea are back in the championship the better.

Come May time, I’m sure Bob Bradley will be named the first American manager of a championship club. Amirite?

Well if celebrities shouldn’t give endorsements then celebrities shouldn’t run for president.

It would be a shame if it was infested with bedbugs. Just saying. I mean lots of people are saying it has bedbugs already.

One has to wonder if Trump businesses have ever directly turned a profit? Donald himself may have enriched himself but I suspect his companies are all failures.

I hear there’s a lot of unsolved murders in NYC...

Waiting for it to be traced back to a white supremacist trying to make it look like Isis.

I hear many people say “eff the police”, many people...

There’s also diet Cascadia, cherry Cascadia and Cascadia clear.

You know I vaguely recall the same people saying similar things when Obama was first elected. But gosh darn it, they managed to somehow scrape through the improving economy and didn’t do anything in the end.

Yeah, umm what was he protesting again? People too busy complaining to actually discuss the issue.

It’s tempting to let him have as much rope as he wants. I’m sure he’d do just fine shouting insults unscripted for an hour .

Fake billionaire, fake doctor. No big deal.

I’m pretty sure I’d interpret their body language as “oh dear God do we have to tell this idiot these things?".

A shame no one was there to see it. What is the average attendance at these games?