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Sir Eccles
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To be honest, I think they should jump straight to the full speed run. I mean sure they’re back in business this week but who knows.

Why do you never tell me how much you love me daddy, look how big this fish is, I caught it just for you, why won’t you love me?”

Hammond!!!!!

Laces out!

My best guess is that Barron has already been caught vaping. 

Basically you’ve got an intern with a laptop and every time Donald tweets, the intern prints it out and sends it to his boss.

Credit score by itself is only one factor lenders use though. As I’ve recently discovered “Debt to income ratio” is just as if not more important. Most really don’t like going over 40%.

As a Chiefs fan I have to say if you are trying out Matt Cassel you’re not even aiming for mid-tier.

If they’re smart, they’ll sign any remaining Bury players.

Oh I didn’t say I believed it, just that it’s getting harder to laugh it off as completely ridiculous.

Latest conspiracy theory I read was that the Queen agreed to Boris Johnson’s request to suspend parliament in exchange for protection for Andrew.

On the one hand, I don’t know how good a job Penzone has done because he isn’t on TV all the time.

He doesn’t like strange foreign food though.

Fans are the worst.

My favorite terrible car that almost won a GP - Damon Hill in the 1997 Arrows at Hungary.

bUt HoW aRe YoU gOiNg To PaY fOr It?

As much as one may hate this cursed art, you have to credit the artist for coming up with a pretty good money making scheme. How he does it without vomiting all over the canvas, I’ll never know.

There are some teams with good original names, like Phoenix Rising.

Technically the guard was only fired for bad grammar. Though the dismissal letter just said "you fired".