Well back in my day, when I were a lad... uphill both ways int’ snow barefoot...

Jumpers for goalposts.

Apparently all modern cars are now fitted with special lights that can be used to tell other drivers that you intend to change lane, much safer than relying on old fashioned mind reading.

If it isn’t capitalists, then it must be Hillary!

Beats having Sean Connery pretend to be Russian. 

Subaru should redo the Baja. They wouldn’t be able to make them quick enough.

One of my favorite explanations for UFOs is essentially lens flares. Sometimes they look very convincing and move erratically and very fast as you try to track them.

All wheel drive Ferrari? So it’s an SUV?

So is Jalopnik shilling for this drink (with bad reviews) or do they just feel like writing about it every week?

I wouldn’t hold too much stock in him having dementia or Alzheimer’s, pretty sure he’s always been a stupid asshole.

Also it was the mid ‘70s, you were lucky if it was put together properly or put together at all due to the strikes. Dog help you if yours was done on a Friday.

Well obviously it’s selling so well the counter just reset from 999,999,999 which explains the confusion with your order as they sent it to the first 384.

I blame the man-bun.

Priest - if anyone knows any reason these two should not be joined in matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace

As soon as I read his comments my first thought was "oh something is going to come out about this for sure".

To clarify for those who are curious. This is part of the promotion and relegation system between leagues. The top two teams get automatic promotion. The next 4 teams enter a playoff. 3 plays 6, 4 plays 5 home and away for the opportunity to play a one off game at Wembley. Winner gets promotion and a trophy. It's…

Ooh Andrew Scott too. He was great as Moriarty in Sherlock.

They have a plant in Alabama so I've pushed them even further down the list.

Here’s Lindsey’s bar registration:

Yeah there’s a lot of coded and not so coded language in those quotes. Sure it’s “not about race” but they want the country going in the “right direction” because “they are taking over” and “take the schools back”  and “protect the vote” [translation - there’s too many brown people here, I don’t want them in school or…