Came for the pink eye and brown eye jokes, left happy.

The discovery part of the case will be fun I guess, there’s bound to be lots letters asking permission and replies back and forth. If we knew the detail of that negotiation then the story would make more sense, like if there was a specific falling out where they said “don’t you dare use our trademark”.

Genuinely curious, what is the historical basis for women removing body hair? 

It’s sad how quickly humans revert to savages when left unsupervised. It’s like when Homer Simpson is left alone and he's in rags and starving, then you find out it's only been one hour.

I would have preferred it for Rolls Royce to just flat out call for a repeal of Article 50. Whatever deal Brexit v No deal Brexit is not a choice. Someone big needs to have the guts to say it's a fucking bad idea and they should stay in the EU.

At least it didn't end 9-0.

If the Royals play anything like last year, they might not even wait until the end of the game to start playing.

Yeah, I’m just waiting for someone to inventory one of those big warehouses where they are waiting to be decommissioned and find that there are less than there should be and that somewhere in eastern Europe a small backpack in a basement is quietly glowing.

There was but only as an add-on item so he had to order some socks to get the free delivery.

Yeah let’s not use the term “yardstick” here ok.

Filling up with gas....

At most you wear it once a year to the charity gala event so it balances the shiny rocks draped over your latest mistress.

No, it’s a patent application not a design application. The claims suggest some sort of speed limiting means that detects when the rain tray is attached. It seems to detect when it’s raining, put the rain tray in place then limit the speed from what I can tell from the claims.

Something about the lattice structure according to the claims. It would take longer to read the file wrapper to truly learn on what basis it was shown to be inventive.

They could land the next Jade Rabbit right next to the Apollo 11 landing site and drive around it for a week and people would still not believe.

Top Trumps

Having wandered around Barrett-Jackson, I can tell you that the sort of person who buys these cars (in particular the charity ones) is a short, fat, old, white man wearing a hideous yet expensive Hawaiian shirt. Draped over one arm is a leggy blonde with fake boobs who is clearly gold digging. 

Yeah, I live in Phoenix. They have terrible drivers. I also follow the @arizonadot Twitter feed. Frequent warnings of mattresses loose on the highway.

That too!

If Eli didn’t have a couple of Super Bowl rings he would have been gone a long time ago.