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Sir Eccles
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“vaccine hesitant”?

The trick is making it look just real enough.

Yup, the lien then turns into a foreclosure. The HOA board tip off their friends who buy your house at auction at well below market and flip it for instant profit.

Just paint the rest of your car yellow to match.

Oh just ignore him maybe he’ll go away

Apparently there were no witnesses to the incident as the other fan was using the restroom at the time.

This is not an airport, you do not have to announce your departure.

They are NOT protesting the anthem.

I know it’s partially in jest but it’s true isn’t it. A large proportion of people don’t want to be told to be educated, healthy, or actively participate in democracy. 

- Will have a 5 minute run time.

This would be the exception to the “customer is always right” rule.

It is weird how politicians are afraid of people voting. Surely if you’ve done a good job, you’ll get re-elected. If you haven’t done a good job, it’s someone else’s chance.

Why is a fake shoe designer on a STEM panel?

I may have over simplified a bit.

Sorry you come across like that silly meme that encourages you to throw away your antidepressants and just take a walk in a forest instead. It doesn’t work like that.

There is something to note about those side effect inserts.

Legally I don’t think there is any difference between the rights of a naturalized citizen and a born citizen.

“her husband did not know what was going on”

I just learned that some Planned Parenthood centers offer prenatal care. Who knew! Well the GOP didn’t obviously...

Obviously it’s NYC so everyone is in a rush and doesn’t want to stop the train.