On the one hand she’s a “high ranking government official” but on the other she is merely a volunteer with no influence over her father.

Proposed constitutional amendment:

Indeed, we get upset about consent regarding sex. How is this any different?

It may be spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht but it’s pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove

Two points:

Two observations.

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Regarding point 2 - men are afraid that a woman might actually know more about sport than they do. They find it emasculating.

I always tended to mispronounce that name.

The engine will be fine, it’s the Lucas electrics which will be its downfall.

Engineers are introverts and don’t like interacting with people. It’s a silly idea.

One suspects the custody battle is not over the child so much as it is over controlling the child’s future golf earnings.

Doctor: I mean after we cut out the tumor, completed a course of radiation therapy and a few rounds of chemo, I just can’t explain why the cancer is just not there any more.

If one wanted to recreate this, how high would the crane have to be?

The NFL is going to have a huge problem in a few years as more white parents stop their kids playing football and all the quarterbacks are black. No more great white hope.

Suck for luck?

Don’t be afraid to tell them to hang on if you’re waiting for a response from another job opportunity.

Could be worse...

Steve Carell is a highly underrated serious actor.