One suspects the custody battle is not over the child so much as it is over controlling the child’s future golf earnings.

Doctor: I mean after we cut out the tumor, completed a course of radiation therapy and a few rounds of chemo, I just can’t explain why the cancer is just not there any more.

If one wanted to recreate this, how high would the crane have to be?

WHY DID I READ THIS?

The NFL is going to have a huge problem in a few years as more white parents stop their kids playing football and all the quarterbacks are black. No more great white hope.

Suck for luck?

Don’t be afraid to tell them to hang on if you’re waiting for a response from another job opportunity.

Well then you just test it again...

Not as expensive as finding out it doesn’t work when there’s a real fire.

Could be worse...

Steve Carell is a highly underrated serious actor.

The err suspect grabbed my handcuffs and actually put them on himself and then repeatedly threw his head at my fist before deciding to have a lie down on the ground to relax.

Come on, how hard would it be to organize a round robin tournament for 234 teams?

It’s the same problem England face.

This. The solution I came up with was realizing that there wasn’t anything worth recording that I couldn’t watch on Amazon or Netflix.

Serious question, how far are we from a black NFL player strike?

All sprots matter!

Some people can’t even accept that we had a rather successful black president.

I’ve heard it described as “Bohemian Rhapsody: the Brian May story”.

The name Trump needs to be blackballed so hard it should be like trying to get a quarterback job for a guy called Colin.