The day PYMK suggests Kevin Bacon to me, I’m gonna be on it!

A “young M” series of films? Take my money!

Leading goal scorer for England by virtue of slotting them away in qualifying against Lichtenstein, Faroe islands, and all those other cannon fodder countries.

These are the sort of people that still say “orientals”

Alright our kid, he’s grown a fair bit.

Pretty sure it’s a lambo

Ooh look at you Mr optimist that the world will still be here in 2024.

Thing is , you are essentially taking a look at the sun at night so your pupils are dilated.

I was in Cornwall for the 1999 eclipse. Being Britain is was predictably cloudy. Still, it was a great experience to see the shadow sweep over, the birds go quiet, and all the rest.

Surely conscripting players into a sport they don’t want to play is almost certainly going to result in more injuries.

The evangelical council has been strangely silent.

It was certainly good gym workout motivation.

I wonder if Edsel would also fit in the “whole brand” category.

I don’t know but we can invade Wisconsin for the cheese curds.

Are you suggesting we invade Idaho for their strategic potato reserves?

It used to be the case when reporting on Kim or Putin, the journalists would say “well this rhetoric is not for international audiences, the real audience is the people of Moscow or Pyongyang”.

I think you’re being a bit harsh on Burnley. You have to give them credit for insisting on not spending themselves into debt and future oblivion. Staying up last year with the budget they had was a damn near miracle.

Yeah that may be true, but when I was 5 years old it was all I ever wanted.

Glares angrily at the post-it note stuck to my monitor with half a dozen scribbled out passwords.

Looking for a rust free Fiat?