Maybe they could make a TV show about two guys who buy cars and fix them up for profit. Maybe one could be a cheeky cockney car salesman type and the other an awkward gangly engeering type.

To be fair there are a lot of people who home brew their own Lotus 7 frames, but they do generally follow plans.

The Trumps aren’t used to having to follow the rules. They aren’t used to being watched like this and held to account. They are used to lying, cheating and bullying until the problem goes away.

I never understood why but those youtube channels where someone unboxes toys and plays with them, they apparently make millions.

To be fair, they probably ran the picture and just cut and pasted the text the History Channel PR guy sent them.

I believe I can fly....

Ying tong iddle eye poe!

Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?

While the unwritten rule is not to attack the yellow jersey when they have a mechanical, in recent years this has been interpreted to mean “except when it’s Chris Froome” because the French don’t like him very much.

But but but, the certificate of authenticity!!

What the hell is the 710 cap for anyway.

All we have to do now is stop the likes of hobby lobby buying antiquities on the black market which funds ISIS.

Glitter is the herpes of art supplies.

Your dick exploding in a bridesmaid or the ant thing?

My money is on a pre-season friendly injury that puts him out for the season.

As I see it, there are three options:

Broken shoulder blade, he’s out.

I dunno, it’s still better than the video of your 3D simulation.

It says a lot and much of it isn’t good I’m afraid.

Meanwhile firefighting efforts on a 25,000 acre forest fire here in Arizona had to be halted after a fucknozzle flew his drone into the flightpath of a firefighting airplane.