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Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?

While the unwritten rule is not to attack the yellow jersey when they have a mechanical, in recent years this has been interpreted to mean “except when it’s Chris Froome” because the French don’t like him very much.

But but but, the certificate of authenticity!!

What the hell is the 710 cap for anyway.

All we have to do now is stop the likes of hobby lobby buying antiquities on the black market which funds ISIS.

Your dick exploding in a bridesmaid or the ant thing?

My money is on a pre-season friendly injury that puts him out for the season.

As I see it, there are three options:

Broken shoulder blade, he’s out.

Prepare your suitcase of courage and listen to Phil and Paul commentate. You can make a drinking game out of it as they recite tidbits from the tour guide book that describes the various chateaux and towns they pass through.

Gin, I think it was the gin.

Obviously the Russians hacked the autopilot of the ACX Crystal to intentionally ram the destroyer.

Needs side by side comparison with Chris Froome’s stick arms.

Subaru is now basically what Volvo used to be. Selling solid wagons on the basis of family safety.

Shame there are no charges against the Sun “newspaper”.

Oh I dunno, it could be worse.

Question, so you state that modern ECUs and management systems can compensate for a lot of things but what is generally considered “modern”?

Yeah, pretty sure there’s a “your mom” joke in there somewhere.

Do not try to out drink rugby players!

Originally a try wasn’t worth any points at all, it merely gave you a “try” at converting it to points by kicking it between the posts”.