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The Smithsonian National Zoo has brought in Sparky, the Sumatran tiger you see above, for the sole purpose of sexing

I couldn’t care less whether or not St. Louis loses. I do, however, mind reading these BS headlines. It’s not funny and it never was. It’s a waste of time. Consequently, it’s a waste of time for me to reply. I have a glimmer of hope that I am not in the minority and you will at least consider shutting up.

really? i get that you’re making fun of st. louis, but that’s still a shitty thing to say.

Blackhawks fans: St. Louis is a shit town fuck these people bunch of racist homophobes also huge murder rate. THREE CUPS fuck you eat a dick, Cubs of hockey. SHOW SOME CLASS ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE

BTW, they’ve now won 5 of the last 6, including today’s 1 hit, 13 strikeout performance from Jaime Garcia.

the fuck

A. You obviously weren’t clear on my argument from the jump.

“Largely ignored, if not forgotten”

Ah yes, everyone in St. Louis is racist, you should've seen opening day when they booed the shit out of Ozzie Smith, Lou Brock, and Bob Gibson

Excerpt from my original comment (emphasis added):

If I recall, back in 2011 the Cardinals had a pretty rough start to the season as well, how did that turn out? We all saw how butt-hurt Deadspin was, here’s a small taste. Ahhhh, just let the butt-hurt flow, Deadspin!

You wouldn’t describe the Los Angeles Lakers as a successful NBA franchise? I guess everyone’s entitled to his or her opinion.

Yadi likes these posts.

I’m a die-hard Giants fan. I have absolutely no love for the St. Louis Cardinals. I’ve watched David Bell and Kenny Lofton walk off against them in 2002 while Barry Bonds ran around like a little kid; I’ve watched Barry Zito (!), Ryan Vogelsong and Matt Cain snatch their hearts out of their collective chest in 2012;

Every time I see these posts, I become a little more of a Cardinals fan. So if Deadspin’s goal here is more Cardinals fans in this world, you guys are doing a great job.

So between this and the ‘[x] Days and a Wake-Up’ series on Gawker, I take it that Denton has issued a mandate to increase the number of contentless Kristin-style troll posts per day?

Meh, completely uninterested non Cardinals fan here, but this shit is going to get pretty annoying and make me like the Cardinals more than you. This was funny...now it ain’t.

I hate the Cardinals but at this point, they’ve already won so many damned times, these posts are worse than 500 Days of Jay Cutler’s wife, my favorite team can’t the World Series, and I hate the Cubs too, so fuck it, go Cards

I hope to see at least 68 more posts like this.