“A PITHY VARIATION ON THE SAME JOKE EVERYONE MAKES ABOUT THE SAINT LOUIS CARDINALS!!!!”

Who Gat

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.

The treadmill was actually a big part of their training regimens.

I never thought it would be possible to watch a fixed fight were both the fighters were so bad the fix couldn't actually happen.

I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

♫ Hired Goons, you work so well ♫

When asked about the whole ordeal, Sly said he didn’t realize how Rocky the situation had become. He said that he warned the goons when they showed up by screaming “Stop, or My Mom will Shoot!”

As I just said on an older post where Manning options came up....While there’s an elite D and RB, Peyton playing behind that offensive line could be the first comedy that can double as a snuff film. There might be two NFL-average OL on the entire roster.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

“Any NFL Club that signs on to this proposal,” the application says, “will be well on the road to financial ruin, and the League will be harmed.”

Nay, sir. No need to duck. This is Deadspin. You and your dad jokes are amongst friends.

Never thought Tyronn Lue would be accused of having a prime.

I remember when Marchman used to actually give a shit about interesting baseball stories (The Classical anyone?). Now his editorial skills regarding baseball seem to distill down to *troll Cardinals Fans*.

I dislike the Cardinals, The Cardinals Way, Matheny, and all the rest of the nonsense, and yet I agree with you. Not a lot of there here.

This is Deadspin and the Cardinals. Logic doesn’t apply, just page views.

Matheny may be wrong in his assessment about the core on each team (though it’s closer than you think considering Matheny failed to mention Piscotty and Grichuk, two promising young players), but there is nothing wrong with anything he said. No sense of entitlement as you wrote, that’s for sure.

at what point does it get embarrassing for the editorial staff to feel the obligation to try to cram hot takes into every story involving the cardinals?

Yeah, I’m looking for the part where I should be outraged. :/