You have somehow become more disgusting by trotting out your Black wife and children, as if that means you are not being ridiculous with your idea that someone making your kid a sandwich is gonna infect them with HIV. I assure you that an HIV-positive person has most definitely prepared your food at some point in your…

“ I don’t really expect honesty,”

Sorry, and nothing personal, but you are a horrible human being. And I wouldn’t voluntarily expose my children to your ignorance and paranoia.

Just out of curiosity, how do you feel about vaccines?

I would be fine with that. I’d be more concerned with food poisoning or norovirus tbh than HIV. And I hope they have a plan where if someone cuts themselves they sterilize everything it touches regardless but I may be hoping for too much.

Ugh. The term “human resources” was invented for a reason. :/

‘I don’t wanna raise a negro child! Don’t you know how shitty their lives are?!’-horrible white person who sued a sperm bank over a healthy child

I can only hope this racist bitch doesn’t make her child feel less than for having *gasp* BROWN SKIN!!!!

Worst. Hoverboard. Ever.

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads”

“The Lexus hoverboard requires you fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes or so, and only works if your local skate park has several hundred thousand dollars worth of magnets built into its surface.”

Yes, I think you missed this line in the text: “The Lexus hoverboard requires you fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes or so, and only works if your local skate park has several hundred thousand dollars worth of magnets built into its surface.”

Thank you.

I actually just hiked around this area a week ago. You’d be surprised at how it can look if you down in the canyons near rivers or creeks (which still run). Lots of trees and undergrowth:

Allow me to shed some light on the dollar store brand name food & beverages.

LA’s Totally Awesome cleaner! Stuff is probably the best cleaner I’ve never used to clean walls and refrigerators.

That's a fantastic idea. Shit We Hate.

I don't know why but I feel an immense level of satisfaction when you guys rip into a product for whatever reason. Can you make this a weekly feature?

"soap ingredients" sounds like "foodstuff."

Wait...did you just accuse someone else of being an oversensitive penis?!?