It’s actually the stinkeye being cast upon all the dirty unwashed masses that have the unmitigated gall to besmirch her sparkly unicorn view that just marrying the right guy will cure cancer and solve all of the problems. Like the problem of normal people existing.

If she is nearsighted she might choose not to correct it because it has the benefit of blurring her husband’s visage. Squinting is a small price to pay to blur his presence - and yes, I know this bit of nastiness contradicts my stated position that we not mock people’s looks. I am making an exception for him because…

Off topic, sorry. Does Melania Trump purposely squint as a pose for every photo she has taken?

no....don’t

omg asshole baby goat gifs are the best gifs

Now, now. Even when they’re being assholes, goats are kind of great. Unlike the great Cheetoh. (Which, again, is a comparison I don’t like because I do like Cheetohs.)

Wow. The anti-goat discrimination on Jezebel has reached new levels. Wow.

This will go down in history as the single greatest summation of the 2016 election. I declare it.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Brown and slick and soft and smelly

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

I have a feeling NBC is not going to report on the problems very much. They want shiny, happy, uplifting stories.

That was one of the big problems with this piece. This guy, who probably pitched this piece because he wanted to re-use the reporting/sources he had from Holtzclaw’s college football career, thought he was doing something in the vein of “Serial” or “Making A Murderer.” But he never actually investigated the case or…

Haha!

Units of measure aside the “No Semis” sign should have been a strong indicator of “stay the hell off this bridge you twit”

A 20+ ton vehicle...what’s that, like a couple hundred pounds?

Why do people seem to think that “I made this work” translates to “Everyone can make this work.”

If there’s anyone out there that actually thinks being poor is simple, then they deserve a right punch in the face.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Clearly, they’ve never found their own target.