If they throw in a Hindenburg, I’m in!

These 16" guns of the battleship New Jersey are pointing north, right at the Ben Franklin Bridge. If the tides won’t do the job, these will get it done.

Further complicating matters, the Coast Guard says it’s been dealing with exceptionally low water levels

regardless of what he meant, is it’s a really stupid thing for a politician to post on social media

It’s funny. Back when I had my first experience with therapy 12 ish years ago, one of the exercises I did with the therapist was the assign all my behaviors I didn’t like (basically all of my asshole tendencies) to a fictional character that I could separate in my head. When she asked what the name of this character…

I mean, the uncle’s claims are suspect. Being a patriotic American and supporting MAGA/Trump are mutually exclusive states.

If you ever get a chance to read his book, Ghost Stories - Travels on The Healing Road, do it.

He also covered it in Ghost Rider, and I believe he went to the tip of South America and back. It’s a solid read, especially if you’re dealing with any major personal loss of your own.

Tom Sawyer doesn’t have a drum intro. Think of the Toronto airport....

Similar recent crash, in Texas -

You can't fix stupid and any time you idiot-proof something along comes a bigger idiot 

Part of the problem is that it runs trains at high speeds through notoriously flat Florida where they cross 178 rail street-level crossings over 66.5 miles.

Part of the problem is that it runs trains at high speeds through notoriously flat Florida where they cross 178 rail street-level crossings over 66.5 miles.

Of course DeSanctomonious did. He had to because he had already taken the bribe...uh, “loan” from the phosphate companies and cashed their check.

/rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens script about a young man who has a bicycle accident on radioactive road and becomes the superhero Road Rash.

I don't feel bad for anyone dumb enough to buy a vehicle from the Space Nazi. FAFO!

I got a dent in my Cybertruck too, but put a bunch more dents in it so the initial one didn’t stand out. And my fix was free! 

I always feel sorry for the drivers when I see them on the street.

Soon to be the most often used comment in America: We fucking told you so.