If you're trying to say that all bikers are shitbags 🖕

Nah, they know that word. It’s that thing at the county fair: the ferrous wheel.

These are not bikers, they're shitbags.

Sounds like you don’t want to have to focus on your driving and are annoyed by anything that draws your attention away from your daydreaming.

Without beans, it's not chili, but rather Coney sauce.

“ Mars is realistically the only other planet we can live on or exploit with any ease.”

Cybertruck

My first thought when I heard about this nonsense was: want to see proof that anyone ACTUALLY got paid.

Gee, I wonder how that will play out? 

Nice truck. Sorry about your penis.

A moose once bit my sister.

Chrysler PT Cruiser. Great idea, fun design, lots of cool features. Poor engineering, terrible build quality, and carryover transmission failures from the late 90s Caravans. Ask me how I know about that last bit.

Surprise! Piece of shit “truck” continues to be piece of shit.

“...No one is dying under my watch - period.”

Delusion

Need more details about the fictitious tags charge...🤔

Robber barons

I have a better idea. Make them clean it up. Not just pay to have it cleaned up, but let’s actually see the millionaires and billionaires out on the beach getting filthy. If it takes, let’s say 90 days to clean up a given mess, I want to see the cause of that mess on the beach for 90 days.

Can I get her number? I've got one in my garage I want to get rid of.

They'll be rescuing a Cybertruck from that place soon, if they haven't already.