Shut up bootlicker. 

Me neither. I have zero interest in going on a floating disease factory that pollutes the air and sea for my amusement.

Or any vehicle, really.

“Also, emergency dispatchers can’t send police to a moving vehicle.”

Ya know how they charge "shipping and handling" when you order something from late night TV? This is that handling. 

They aren’t going to fix the process. That would require Elon to admit that something is wrong. Just like Trump, he will NEVER do that.

Boolsheet. The sales dweeb will try to sell you undercoating, or an extended warranty or some other such nonsense, and/or the finance guy will try to get over on you some way or another. 

Poing! 

That was my initial reaction to the headline: way to make this guy a target. But he's done it to himself with the video on YouTube.

One zero too many 

If you're trying to say that all bikers are shitbags 🖕

Nah, they know that word. It’s that thing at the county fair: the ferrous wheel.

These are not bikers, they're shitbags.

Sounds like you don’t want to have to focus on your driving and are annoyed by anything that draws your attention away from your daydreaming.

Without beans, it's not chili, but rather Coney sauce.

“ Mars is realistically the only other planet we can live on or exploit with any ease.”

Cybertruck

My first thought when I heard about this nonsense was: want to see proof that anyone ACTUALLY got paid.

Gee, I wonder how that will play out? 

Nice truck. Sorry about your penis.