So, the obvious question to my mind is, when you see tracks to your house but not leaving, hear weird sounds in the attic and find a strange newspaper in the house, why do you stay there and just casually mention to friends about weird things happening? Why aren’t you staying at a friend’s house while the police are…

Homeless drifter comes in from the woods, hides in the attic, tries to hide in the shed, at some point gets discovered in the barn, kills that person, kills subsequent ppl who come looking, kills everyone to cover it up, sees no need to rush off into the cold right away, has a goodnight sleep and a hearty meal and…

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

this was me the first time I went to a supermarket in America.

This is a great idea.

Maybe there will be a Pissing Contest devoted to strange/awkward/horrible funeral stories.

Oh, you mean like my brother’s widow who brought his best friend as a date to his funeral?

. “I worked very, very, very hard and I got back to that place where I was genuinely happy and strong and ready to live again and see the world and, you know, bring in more beautiful experiences...That’s when someone miraculously came into my life.”

The more I read about AM the more impressed I am with their supervillian level nefariousness.

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

but does wield a nasty, conical drillbit dildo.

Now that we’ve got Terrigen-laced fish oil suppliments, would it be too much to ask for one truck load of those to head to Jersey City?

THE SAGA CONTINUES

I am so tired of having a vagina and being treated like a fuck toy piece of dirt. Can I give it back?

He’s just doing this at this point to get your attention, Kara. I’m starting to get concerned for him - this amount of thirst isn’t healthy.

his parents pranked kara by birthing him.

I am getting this bad feeling he didn't mean it when he told her they should work on their relationship.

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At the time, and for quite some time after that, it was widely believed that a lady simply wasn’t capable of murder. One of the few times sexism may have worked in somebody’s favor. In Lizzie’s case in particular, she was so petite it was argued she simply wouldn’t have had the strength to kill someone.