How in the name of all that is holy, does he make both a beautiful man AND woman? What sorcery is this? That boy ain’t right...

Pam did a great job with his highlights

My mom sent me a video the other day about how Muslims are taking over the world. It made me very sad because my parents always taught us to be tolerant of people who are different than we are, and even encouraged us to go to church/temple with our friends who weren’t the same religion as us.

FINISH HIM

I’m holding out for Thanksgiving, but I’ve been training everyday so I'm ready when the time comes.

My last family gathering involved me calling my cousin’s husband a transphobe, so, I feel you.

Anyone else getting into knock-down, drag-out fights on summer vacation with racist relatives over this case? No? Just me? Okay.

Carla’s honeycomb ice cream story 😱😱😱😩😩😩

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”

Harry Styles doesn’t want to be reminded about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction.

My sister, a longtime, certified Non-Runner and hater of all things even running-adjacent, did the Couch-to-5k thing in her late twenties and it was genuinely life-changing. Running is her happy place, and she runs races fairly often. I may not be the biggest Lena Dunham fan, but I say this with no snark: Good For…

I am DEEPLY in love with Alexander Skarsgard (okay, I’m deeply in love with Eric from True Blood, I’ve never actually seen him in anything else) and that just makes him even more attractive.

If it was “Vin-yasa” would there have been wine?

Pfft. Where’s my goddamn Bud Light?!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

Oh, I am jealous! Those cats are cute and they loved being scratched. I want to play with the cute kitties too!

COUGAR. MEOWS.

Okay but watch the video and tell me those pathetic cougar meows aren’t adorable.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.