my grandmother said it last year, and i'll say it again this year: the people at macy's who made this decision should be drawn & quartered. thanks to them i won't actually get to enjoy thanksgiving with my husband this year. (he manages a hot topic - stores in malls with macy's have the "option" to open at the same…

mandatory life sentence... he's only avoiding the death penalty because prosecutors didn't seek it.

what's with the proto-country pop twang going on here? is she trying to capitalize on every mumford & sons rip-off, or is she shooting for country charts crossover? i'm highly confused.

pro-tip: turn on closed captioning to fully appreciate the amount of shade being thrown.

this cat is B.O.R.E.D. anybody who's watched even half an episode of "my cat from hell" can tell this cat is just trying to play with her because he doesn't have an appropriate outlet for his energy.

go to one of those dine-in theaters and order stupid drinks & bar food!

Police report the rabbit survived the beating and is recovering.

Back in the summer of 2006, I was between my junior & senior years of college. I was going through the ringer of personal troubles that most newly 21-year-olds do, and was driving the requisite shitbox at the time (a 1990 Acura Integra hatchback that you could hear coming a mile away due to the muffler falling off…

this looks like the highlights reel from every family holiday (or death, let's be honest) i've drank my way through. i'm in!

Did we forget about Kesha's "My Beautiful Crazy Life" on MTV?? http://www.mtv.com/shows/kesha_my…