Some of us knew.

Snoyota was funnier...

i feel like chicken tonight.

Congratulations, Mr. SmugAardvark, on COTD! I would like to gift you with the finest fried chicken which this lovely man will deliver as soon as he wipes off his tiny hand prints.

I’m assuming it powered by ICE?

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

I wonder how many reservations they still have, I can’t be the only one who cancelled?

Let’s see Tesla is actually an anagram for Lates. Which is what it was meant to be to warn the illuminati not to buy the car. Also you then take the l and a which gives you layoffs, which is what the Model 3 leads to.

So she’s suing him for crimes he committed against Google? That’s all I can make of this. Or is she suing him because she had to listen to his massive fuck-ups whilst wondering whether or not she’d be keeping her job when he goes to jail/Canada.

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

Is she owed anywhere close to $6mil, though? I can imagine maybe her having even $1mil of backpay, but that number seems hard to justify. Was she also moonlighting at Otto with a stake in the IP?

Sounds like someone didn’t pay the nanny. YOU ALWAYS PAY THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH YOUR CHILDREN, BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALL THE BLACKMAIL.

Never wrong a wong

Agreed. I dont work in the Bay Area but i do work in high tech and i stopped watching the show because it wasnt funny to me anymore.

Don’t screw your nanny. They always have you by the balls.

So what does this Wong chick hope to get out of this?

I have a suggestion for the manufacturers: if the car can’t drive itself, stop implying that it can. The words “autopilot” and “self-driving car” are borderline false advertising, and they’re the reason people keep doing this. Stop making people think their cars are KITT. We’re getting there, but we’re not there yet.

The new 53-badged AMGs are meant to slot beneath their V8 siblings in the lineup. They are the Mercedes-AMG CLS 53 4Matic, the Mercedes-AMG E53 4Matic Coupe and the Mercedes-AMG E53 4Matic Cabriolet. All four are all-wheel drive and have the AMG Speedshift nine-speed automatic transmission.

Most people who lease them don’t care. They just want the badge.

Look at the bright side, resale value will be about seven dollars in 4 years....