But he’s a great dresser.

Sure, because who the fuck cares that a pig farm had a containment pond fail and sends millions of gallons of pig shit into the local water supply. Or that a chemical company dumps decades worth of harmful chemicals into the ground right next to a school or a neighborhood, it’s on their own property.

Are cats and dogs living together!!!???

Finally someone said it.

I would have had some sympathy for Uber if it didn’t treat its employees—sorry, “freelance independent contractors”—like crap. Not providing sufficient insurance. Forcing drivers to lie on their insurance policies.

You think that’ll stop the stories?

Yes, every older generation loves to bitch about how worthless and dumbed-down the next gen is—fair point.

The fact that our president even has a twitter account is a fucking travesty. Twitter is a major cause of our current zero attention span, report first verify later, fake news embracing culture. It’s time to nuke the entire site from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure.

Except the GTI is better in pretty much every aspect.

A MKVII GTI can be had at or near 20k, the MQB platform has brought a lot to these cars. Will give Brian plenty more utility and practicality while still maintaining his Jalop-cred. I am absolutely in love with my 2016 Golf R and I’m sure the GTI delivers just as great an experience.

Thank you for acknowledging that this can be an awesome tool for people with mental illnesses and other reasons beyond “lazy” that everyone inevitably jumps to.

Congratulations, you’re a fucking idiot. Seriously don’t forget a can opener in your bunker, you stupid sack of shit.

That begins in earnest next Tuesday and runs for the next 1,460 days.

Luke Skywalker—why he ran away and what he plans to do next,

Well then, you just killed the crap out of every one reading this article, didn't you? Nice going.

What if the picture of a angel... became a angel itself?

Aliens most likely do exist, they just aren't little green men who fly saucers around. Ask any credible scientist and they'll tell you the chances of humans meeting an alien any time soon are pretty slim. Trillions upon trillions of stars means we're almost certainly not alone, but the distances are still unfathomably…

What about one family being the sole surviving family of a natural disaster, and repopulating the earth with four males and four females, with one male/female pairing the biological parents of the other three males? It's an in-breeder's paradise.

I think Uri Geller is still pushing his bullshit to this day. I've always thought that Randi was working the wrong side the street, he could be super rich if he used his abilities for evil, than debunking. But he's one of my heroes because he's stayed to true to his guns! (Penn & Teller as well)

You forgot walking on water, curing the sick, bringing some guy named Lazarus back from the dead and resurrection.