But he’s a great dresser.

Sure, because who the fuck cares that a pig farm had a containment pond fail and sends millions of gallons of pig shit into the local water supply. Or that a chemical company dumps decades worth of harmful chemicals into the ground right next to a school or a neighborhood, it’s on their own property.

Are cats and dogs living together!!!???

Finally someone said it.

I would have had some sympathy for Uber if it didn’t treat its employees—sorry, “freelance independent contractors”—like crap. Not providing sufficient insurance. Forcing drivers to lie on their insurance policies.

You think that’ll stop the stories?

Except the GTI is better in pretty much every aspect.

A MKVII GTI can be had at or near 20k, the MQB platform has brought a lot to these cars. Will give Brian plenty more utility and practicality while still maintaining his Jalop-cred. I am absolutely in love with my 2016 Golf R and I’m sure the GTI delivers just as great an experience.

Thank you for acknowledging that this can be an awesome tool for people with mental illnesses and other reasons beyond “lazy” that everyone inevitably jumps to.

Congratulations, you’re a fucking idiot. Seriously don’t forget a can opener in your bunker, you stupid sack of shit.

That begins in earnest next Tuesday and runs for the next 1,460 days.

VW GTI?!?!?

Hey Ethan! Storm chaser here. Best of luck in the red state. My first storm chase was in Oklahoma and I have yet to return to that hell-hole. You’ll find yourself with plenty of company as there are tons of other chasers and chase tours on the road around any storm between April and November.

With that being said,…

I would love this to be a sitcom. I’ll start working on the theme song lyrics.

:) I don’t know much about Nissan’s Juke, but would suggest the AWD and comfortable seats in a CUV or wagon configuration. It’ll be reasonable on gas, and for all the movie style “storm chasing” we think you’re going to do, the reality (I’m guessing) is you’ll very rarely be off pavement. I like the idea of blasting…

Roselli is seeing the light with that 3/4 ton GMC, but none of these make ingress/egress easy for a child.

You can get a good used Focus ST for around 20 grand. It’s the perfect car especially in this situation. You don’t need an SUV or truck. Here’s one for 19,500 somewhere in Oklahoma.

So let me get this straight:
We have a storm chasing gay couple that’s about to adopt a child living in the middle of Oklahoma soliciting car buying advice from people all over the world.

The future is now, and it’s awesome. Also I agree with either the Subaru or 4 door truck. The newer the better as some trucks have…

Hey y’all, Ethan’s husband here. My own vote is for a 4Runner or Tacoma, mainly because of the abuse Top Gear puts them through. I’m *not* going to be participating in the storm chasing, I’ll be home on the porch looking at the tornadoes when the sirens sound, because that’s what Okies do.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!