You had $7,400 in your checking account in your 30s? I must have been doing something wrong...

you son of a bitch, I’m in.

ok but I need a cape and two cape droids.

Just buy another manual Mazda 6.  I have a 2017, and it’s pretty great.  

GDT doing Lovecraft?  I need this like I need blood in my veins.  Gimme.

Steven, it’s Clem Fandango.  Can you hear me?

I have a 2013 Cadillac CTS (not V). I’m not sure if there’s a difference with the V, but the only complaint I have with my car is that it drives like a tank. It’s heavy as heck and not exactly flingable. The power is fun (even without the V, I have the same engine as a V6 Camaro, so north of 300 horses).  I do wish I…

I like everything but the idea of spending over $20,000 for a car with over 100,000 miles.  

bah, you’re making me miss Portland.  

A Toyobaru might be a decent option here - I don’t think any of them came with a sunroof, but it’ll hit all the other buttons.

I’d rather spend that $8,000 on a Disney cruise and one of those $5,000 cocktails.  It would almost cover that.

For absolutely no rational reason, I really want this.

It’s the best thing they’ve done since the ‘80s (and actually they’ve done quite a lot of good stuff since the ‘80s).  

You’re forgetting two really really good ones:

*stares in Ghost*

Watch Strange New Worlds.  You’ll be astounded that the same team that made the incoherent garbage fire of Picard Season 2 can also make this show.  It’s like...dude, if you could make SNW, which is the best Trek in 30 years, no lie, then what the hell went wrong with Picard??

Well, considering they have all of Trek, they certainly have more than one good Trek show. If you’re limiting yourself to Kurtzman Trek, then there are two good ones: LD and SNW.  SNW in particular is a stone-cold fantastic delight every damn week, a real love letter to TOS and Trekkies everywhere.  

My dad owned a couple of cool ones: a Triumph Spitfire (way before I was born, sadly) and a Renault LeCar, which I did get to ride in. The LeCar (yes, I’m aware that I just typed “the the car” or perhaps more accurately “the the bus”) was such a weirdly cute little shitbox. He even had it shipped to France when we…

Technically, the car that should have been my first car was my dad’s 1987 Corolla. Unfortunately, that was totaled when an asshat ran a stop sign into me. So I didn’t have the car I should have had during college.

Counterpoint: Shut up.  I had fun watching ROS.  It’s exactly the kind of movie J. J. Abrams makes: A patchwork of fan service and cookie cutter plotting put together into a beautiful and extremely fun package.  Is it good cinema?  No.  Is it Star Wars? Yes.  *sticks tongue out at you*