Yet another one of these that can be answered with three letters: GTI.  VW’s dual clutch transmission is a decent substitute for rowing your own.

Well now I use lactaid milk, since I know it exists.  :)

Oof. This may be a competitor when I go to replace my 2012 GTI in a few years (seriously considered a MazdaSpeed 3 when I bought the GTI). Give me a decent engine with that stick shift and we’ll seriously talk. Though the AWD is a bit of a turnoff. I’ve always hated the idea of having to replace four tires when I get…

Calling this dude:

My allegiance in the 2020 primary is set. Senator Jeff Merkley of Oregon. Yes, he’s a white guy, but he’s one of the best “good guys” in the Senate. Oregon knows how great he is, and I think it’s time the rest of the country got to know him as well. He’s a true progressive who has been one of the most outspoken and…

An extremely difficult move in Olympic freestyle diving involving folding oneself in half while simultaneously imitating a pirate.  

Right? Especially the last season.  That last episode was bloody genius.  

I miss that show.

Was about to mention this.

just...yikes.

Dude, the GTI is a TARDIS. It’s much bigger on the inside than you think it possibly could be.

Or any swords you may need to defeat an evil rabbit when DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL WITH NASTY BIG POINTY TEETH....

Or any swords that strange women lying in ponds might distribute to you.

You’re fired.

What if two swallows carried it together?

You’re a fleet of ships.

Golf R all the way, or if you want to save a little cash, go with a GTI.  Ticks all the boxes and can easily fit any armor or swords you want to throw at it.  

Anyone else sneeze after eating an Altoid?  Just me?  I’m a freak? Ok.

came here for this joke.  Also, “Blink 182" is pronounced “Shut that off, it’s terrible.”

...um excuse me, I’ll just...be in the basement for...a few minutes...excuse me.