You live in a very different reality than most of the rest of us do.  

As long as the show doesn’t devolve into a series of long, slow, atmospheric shots of cliffs where nothing happens.  I swear Broadchurch should be sold alongside Nyquil.

The question I have is: in 5 years when I’m ready to get rid of my 2012 GTI, should I consider a used one of these?

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Wow that looks stupid.

Then again, fuck all of what I said, because the book and movie made a mint, and so did 50 Shades of Rape, and literature is dead.

I put the book down after it started with...a million pages of pure “tell” exposition. I watched the movie on the 4th. It also started with...a million hours of exposition. And the exposition kept going and going...and then it was all, The Quest for the Three Maguffins, starring “remember this thing? Hey, it’s that…

I had this exact same thought - I was like...why the hell are they in a courtroom?

A 2012 Golf R is in your price range.  Get one of those.  

Why?

I only know of the original song from World of Warcrap.

The skyscraper isn’t named Nakatomi, is it?

My husband and I Tetrised six dining chairs into the back of our Rabbit.  Thing was a fucking TARDIS. 

Agreed. I just camped in the back of my GTI. I was generally comfy, but I should have bought at least a yoga mat to go under my sleeping bag. Also to stretch out fully I had to sleep in kind of a J formation. But it worked! And while everyone else was struggling with tents and crap, I just hung out at the campsite and…

well this I agree with.  :)

No idea, but the city actually has a ...well, it has a sushi train. I was going to say it has a decent sushi train, but...well, it has a sushi train. I think people have gotten sick there. I’ve eaten there a couple of times, but I’m always like, “is this going to lead to bad things?” But there used to be a place,…

Hey, Tulsa has some decent sushi.  Seriously.  I grew up there and ate a lot of it.  I mean, it’s nothing compared to the stuff we get in Portland, but still - decent. 

Can we stop saying “Avowed socialist” as if she’s like, coming out of some political closet and declaring herself something sinister or scandalous? She’s a socialist. No need for the word “avowed.”

Now THIS was a steering wheel.

Damn right. Love sitting down and getting my hands around this.  GTI Mark VI Autobahn.  :)