Junior missions operations manager Nermut Bundaloy, is that you?

...AAF are you ok? Are you ok?  Are you ok, AAF?

This show was stupid, but fun. I would be interested in wrapping up the cliffhanger, but I’m not going to tweet at anyone about it.

It was, but then Rittenhouse went back and something something, and now it’s been canceled.

Drider man, drider man, does whatever a drider man does...can he dring...from a web, no he can’t, he’s a drider...

The fuck kind of name is XXXTentacion? I can’t even begin to parse what the hell that’s supposed to be.

The problem isn’t the brand - the problem is 2-stroke vs 4-stroke. You’re thinking of the old 2-stroke Vespas - blue smoke and noise machines. Modern Vespas aren’t that. :)

He’s making zoodles. They will be filling.

Oh look everything’s already dark blue and dark and blue and dark.

Don’t google that.

Um, bite me?

What would be cool is actual scooter sharing. Like 50cc Vespas. Not as a sub for public transportation - I fully agree we need that to be the focus - but I mean, more as a “hop on and go somewhere and drop it off” thing. Like bike sharing, but with an engine instead of pedals, so you’re not all sweaty when you get…

Although, counterpoint, my Vespa does take a GTI off the road most days. But that’s an entirely other kind of scooter.

Exactly. The invasion of the Uberlyfts has increased traffic in Portland by like, a lot. Because Portland used to have a regulated taxi industry that limited the number of cars on the road. Now everyone and your uncle Jerry can hop into their fucking Jetta and drive all over the city picking up fares. And they do.…

You get all the gold stars. Seriously. I couldn’t have said this any better myself.

Awesome. I feel so god damned powerless in the face of this. All of my congresspeople are on the right side of this issue and are already on it. I tweet and contact them anyway, but I mean, is that all I can do? I also tweeted Trump and Sessions - lot of good that’ll do. I’ve also given money to No More Deaths.…

*yells at cloud*

*yells at cloud*

I used to go to Bennigans with my husband on our first few dates, because he was 20 and I was 24 at the time, and that was a place I could have a beer. I kind of miss their southwestern eggrolls.

blech. We have a HTB near my house, and ...blech.

When I was a growing youngling, my parents would deposit me at Shoneys and watch while I devoured the buffet.