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I had surgery once, and in my loopy post-anesthesia state I exclaimed WE SHOULD GO TO RED LOBSTER! And so we did, straight from the hospital to Red Lobster. I ate a shit ton of something seafood-related, and I think I threw most of it up later.

In the not-too-distant future...well now the theme to MST3k is in my head

Drool. That is hot hot hot.

I owned mine for a year, and that was enough for me. 2007 Pontiac Solstice GXP. It was a hell of a fun and terrible car. Learned to drive a stick on it.

I generally find libertarians to be inherently punchable.

Untrue. Just had a guy on a group ride wipe out going around a corner at 10 mph (he hit gravel and bam). He was knocked unconscious for a good 3 or 4 minutes. We stayed with him until the ambulance arrived - looked like a pretty serious concussion. Scoot was pretty badly scraped.

Sapphire says hi from the Oregon coast.

As a Vespa commuter, I have to say that this looks very, very cool.

David Tracy bless your heart - I love that you recommended a Kappa.

I don’t understand - I bought the current season of The Expanse on Google Play - how does that jibe with the broadcast/no streaming thing?

You have $200,000 to spend on a car? Thing one: Fuck off, you bourgeois bastard (kidding). Thing two: God dammit, buy a Ferrari. How are you not just going out and buying a Ferrari?

Another reason not to drink it - damn. Bullit Rye is actually mass-produced in swill factories in Indiana and then doctored up to make it taste decent. The “small batch” label is a lie. Now this homophobia shit? Yeah, no thanks. *sips locally distilled Oregon rye from New Deal Distillery.* Much better. http://www.newde

Um, we’ve done Robin Hood, guys, like, a lot. There are other stories...

What’s this about moisturizing my shaft?

Right? Great for when you want to poop forever.

Why would anyone care about a president getting a hummer in the Oval? It’s a total non-issue.

well, alright then, I’m cancelling my Starz streaming account. *shrug*

HOLY SHIT AAAAAH I’M JUMPING UP AND DOWN BUT NOT REALLY AAAAAHH I NEED TO FUCKING SEE THIS!!!

I frequently start in 2nd in my GTI but sometimes it’s because I forgot to go all the way down to 1st when stopping.