I’m...not necessarily looking for a buzz when I drink beer. I’m drinking it for the flavor. Is that such a foreign concept? If the only reason you’re drinking is to maximize the efficiency of your own impairment, then...there are meetings you should consider attending, mon ami.

Point taken. Haven’t been to Double Mountain yet - I’ll have to check it out. Full Sail is on my “places to take out of town guests for lunch after seeing the waterfalls” list. Next time I’m out that way I’ll check out some of the smaller breweries.

I would do very bad and angry things to anyone who subjected me to something like this.

Whoever did this prank should have the god damned sidewalk actually crack and fall out from beneath them. GAAAH.

Holy shit that’s cool! I’m currently laughing my way through the book now!!

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I tried durian once. My husband made me eat it outside. He was right.

wait is that planet seriously named Ahch-To? Like a sneeze? Like, the scene was:

Do I have to watch football to watch the trailer? lol

You’re a very angry human, aren’t you?

Groovy. You do you.

Well done. You win the pedantic correction award for this post. Congratulations!

Ok a Bud is not the same thing as a medium cheddar. Bud is fucking velveeta. It’s fake bullshit.

I think I’m kind of saying that. It’s my “go to Plaid Pantry and grab something” beer. If I’m at a bar, I’ll usually scrutinize the tap list and pick something more interesting.

Session’s IPA is one of only a few that I’ll actually seek out. Generally can’t do IPAs but I’m warming to them.

You get a gold star. Full Sail is one of my favorite breweries and Session is my go to “have a few and relax” beer.

Yes, if Golden Corral counts as a banquet.

I am above that.

I did