Well the main Deschutes brewery is in Bend, but I’m assuming you mean the local brew pub here. You should come up and do Zwickelmania next year - all the local breweries open their doors for tours and there’s a bus you can take. Pretty cool. I also highly recommend going down the Gorge to Hood River - Full Sail is out…

I just can’t imagine picking up a Bud when there’s Deschutes Mirror Pond or Session. Do you not wish to enjoy what you’re drinking? Bud and Coors and all of the rest of them are just bloat factories with no flavor. I drink one or two of those and I’m burping and unhappy. I drink one or two Mirror Ponds or a few…

Squeezing a dead skunk into a pint glass would be more refreshing than a Corona Extra with a lime wedge. Go for a Dos Equis at least.

The book is incredibly spare and abstract and offers no answers (in other words, it’s a PKD book). It’s more of a sketch than a story (again, a PKD book). The multiverse is just presented as a bit of a tail end “moment of hope” but is never explained. I like the show’s take on this, and I’m excited for the new season.

A whole lot bigger, you say:

1) Don’t live there.

I want no dissension...just dynamic tension...

The first episode will be streaming for free! We’ll even have it here on Jalopnik. After that, you deadbeats have to pay, but with any luck it will be on a streaming network once the season wraps.

I really enjoyed and still miss driving my Pontiac Solstice.

My hometown of Tulsa is also fielding a bid. I ...wish them luck, I suppose??

We had a 2006 Hyundai Tucson for a few years. It was fine. It got us places. We could put stuff in the back. It was very, very gray. It was handy when there was ice because it was AWD.

An anarcho-libertarian smug fest where smug anarcho-libertarians go to live in a hot desert for a week to prove how self-reliant they can be. Also there’s “art” and they burn a big thing at the end. Tickets are billions of dollars and that gets you...access to a desert. You have to bring literally everything else…

Maybe in the Mirror Universe, there’s a version of Discovery that came out on time, with Bryan Fuller as showrunner and its original vision intact, and had normal PR.

Not to be this guy, because I’ve shimmied between ios and android a few times over the years, but I really didn’t see anything that this new X phone has that my Galaxy S8 doesn’t already have. I certainly didn’t see anything revolutionary that would justify me plunking down $1,000. Let’s see:

Ew. What? Ew. What? Ew. What? Ew.

So that sounded like karaoke.

Exoskeletons in our teeth was something my partner and I would have to get used to throughout the meal

Also, don’t drive stoned.