Well, they work for companies that started out operating as illegal pirate cabs that then cowed city governments into deregulating the entire taxi industry to make their illegal acts legal, so...

It’s on NBC, not HBO, so probably not quite as sexy.

Came here for this.

Step one: Don’t get into an unregulated wildcat cab run by an unscrupulous techno-libertarian trojan horse corporation bent on destryoing all vestiges of civil society and replacing them with deregulated “gigs” that eliminate all protections for workers and consumers.

I hate that word so much...

If I woke up one day and wanted to relive the 80s, I’d check myself in to a mental facility.

Ok thing 1: Fuck the word “Xennial.” I am one, apparently, but fuck that word right in the goat ass. I hate it with fire. It is all of the stupid.

We call those people “Niceholes.” Portland is infested with them.

I had a very similar experience when I got my moto endorsement. I had a training weekend in the summer, and it got up to at least 90 on the tarmac - luckily I was in the morning ride group, so we had classroom time in the afternoon, which made things better, but still. HOT. Then I failed my first attempt at the…

Tried to find this guy a GTI but did not succeed within 200 miles of his location.

Oh, that should win. That episode was fabulous and heartwarming and strangely wonderful. Especially compared to the absolute pitch black, cynical, brilliant, razor-sharp hopelessness of the rest of the series.

DEAR SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET. I SAW AN ARTICLE I WASN’T INTERESTED IN AND I CLICKED ON IT. HOW DARE YOU??

& covfefe

I like to play chaotic good. I’ll usually do the right thing, but if a guard or an enemy is really pissing me off, I’ll just slice their heads off. Plus it allows me to play a drunken tortured nomad type, which is fun.

Sorkin. Sorkin needs to do Bond.

Christopher Nolan would make a brilliant, thought-provoking, intelligent, philosophical, ponderous, monologue-laden, possible mess of a movie that would take James Bond in a hard core serious direction. I don’t think he’d be able to capture the inherent camp necessary for a good Bond film.

I don’t think fucking dishes is really a productive use of your time.

I don’t know - my most recent question while playing Sims 4 was “Hey, can my alien be turned into a vampire?” Turns out - not without a cheat, or you can have an alien-vampire hybrid baby. Anyway.

I can’t even imagine all of that hassle.

Tom, you recommended a GTI. Good boy. That is the correct answer.