That’s very stupid. We live in a complicated country, and legal language is long because stuff is complicated.

Vagina of Sauron. *shudder*

Yeah, or my Vespa, which has a big warning about that.

All I know is that I have to roll my eyes when I get behind a Camry driver because he’s being god damned slow and deliberate about god damned everything he’s god damned doing, and he’s in my way.

The vehicle should not be folded, spindled, or mutilated.

Why not both?

That Rabbit was rock solid for 6 years.

Alright I’ve got a good story for this one.

You get a gold star.

And the techno-libertarian assault on basic public infrastructure continues....

That may be because it is REALLY UNPLEASANT AND HARD TO WATCH, although very well made. It’s just hard to say “oh, what’s on TV? Something gut-wrenching and depressing that makes me want to curl into a ball? Sounds fun!”

Wasn’t there something about the original characters - Kevin Bacon et al - showing up as ‘mentors’ to this new generation? I don’t know. I liked the original. I’ll see this. Just like I wasted money on both sequels to The Ring.

Don’t fall onto outstretched hands. You’ll probably break your wrists and still may hit your head anyway.

Your job sounds like literal hell.

Am I the only one who’s tired of trailers with a voiceover that’s all “THE WORLD IS CHANGING...”

“ ghouls her way up to the podium”

Hey I’m just talking pure numbers. I owned a Solstice for a year and I liked saying “Yeah it can beat a Lotus Elise.” Which it can, in theory, when you look at some of the numbers.

Horsepower. 0-60. Quarter mile. The only thing the Elise wins is top speed.

Yeah but you know what could beat a Lotus Elise? This guy:

Excuse me while I wipe cold sweat off my hands forever.