Wow this is just a whole lot of “whoa a dude almost touched another dude’s junk” jokes. I’m not a 12 year old homophobic jackass, so that’s not particularly funny to me.

Came here to say this. WAKE UP.

Nah, food trucks are over. It’s all about food halls and pop-up restaurants that cost way too much now.

Blown up by a weapon that could travel in hyperspace, apparently, since it was fired from a planet in a different solar system and hit three planets zillions of miles away just a few minutes later...

This is worth an article? Slow news day, I’m guessing...

This is just a whole lot of nonsense. My right hand’s going to be flailing all over the place while I block traffic trying to get out of a damned parking space. Just give me the thing I’m used to grabbing onto. *ahem...phrasing...*

I’d buy this in a hot second, except for the mileage. Of course I’m the guy that bought a 2007 Pontiac Solstice GXP with 97,000 miles on it, so maybe I shouldn’t have an opinion here? On the other hand, I sold that Solstice when it was clear it would become a hot potato of problems, and now I own a much more…

I just made this connection: Saw Gerrera = Che Guevara. Am I right?

Nope, that’s Game of Thrones. Sorry. What I meant was:

Shh. What is dead may never die.

Yeah I started reading the book of that and I’m like “this is a cheap knockoff of LOTR and I’m bored.” I know it’s not, but Terry Brooks didn’t give me enough of a hint of that before I got bored and put the book down. I watched a few eps of the show and found it somewhat forgettably entertaining, but there was no…

Yeah the Total Perspective Vortex can leave a man hungry...

I am happy about this.

Hey, John Barrowman is on my cheat list. And he knows it, because I told him so at a Comicon last year. Yes, I flirted with Captain Jack. It was beautiful.

Also they have several breads there that are dairy-free, so you can make breadcrumbs out of those and stay kosher with your meatloaf. Although does TJ actually have kosher meat? I haven’t looked.

I watched this all the way through and by the end of it was like, “This is the most Sorkinest thing to ever Sorkin.” It was like a self-parody of a Sorkin show.