The old guy sounded like Kermit the Frog gargling glass.

Anyone remember this one? It was such utter and complete garbage, along with the books it was based on. I think I saw all the episodes, and I’ve read three of the books. It’s just all so awful. Such just...good Christ it’s bad. So, so bad. Makes Xena look like god damned Shakespeare.

I stopped watching when I started wanting to literally punch every character to actual death.

James Spader always sounds like he’s in the middle of swallowing a huge mouthful of Jello.

Yep. Me too. I can’t say for sure when I stopped watching it and started hate-watching it. But I stuck with the damned thing.

Well I guess me and my 38 waist are SOL. Bah.

Well I guess me and my 38 waist are SOL. Bah.

Oh yeah I need more of this show. Seriously good martial arts badassery. Not sure how I feel about the world building, but I like that it’s kind of got a cross-genre sci-fantasy feel. That’s right in my wheelhouse.

Yes ok fine. Pedant. :)

well ok that makes sense. *feels slightly stupid*

Came here to make this joke.

Better?

Somewhat related diversion - I’m a carnivore, but I really like Trader Joe’s veggie breakfast sausage patties. They’re actually better, imho, than actual meat breakfast sausage patties, because I don’t end up feeling like I’ve ingested a ton of grease afterwards.

I mean maybe it should be spelled Bimmer but pronounced “Throat Wobbler Mangrove.”

Ok here’s something that’s been bugging me. The cute nickname for a BMW is spelled “Bimmer,” right? Now, to me, that should be pronounced...well, “Bimmer.” But no, it’s somehow pronounced “BEEEMER.” How is that what that is?

IF it comes out. That movie’s been moved around the calendar like, a lot.

wooo fat shaming! let’s do more of that.

Sacre bleu! Euroduck has a taste for mad whimsy, c’est vrai!

Porsche Panamera? I don’t know a ton about them but it seems to fit the bill. Speedy, sexy, flappy paddles, sedan.

Thanks for the heads up!