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Do what to it? It’s a car. Kind of. I think.

Do a martial art! It works for me because it’s a class I have to go to at a specific time with other people, and we do specific training exercises toward a concrete goal (becoming a badass wing chun master like Donnie Yen’s portrayal of Ip Man). Just “going to the gym” is too nebulous for me, and I can’t (won’t)

Out of a pair of socks?

In the vacuum of space?

Soy milk has a texture that just feels wrong in my mouth face. I’ll have it in a soy latte but it’s never quite right. I did find almond milk egg nog this season which was delish with some rum in it.

GAH first the smart toothbrush now the smart toaster and now my CHARGERS are going to start talking to me???

Oh ffs...now my TOASTER has to be smart? You kids with your shiny gizmos razzle frazzle shake my cane...

Yep. I’ve learned a lot about lactose intolerance since I figured out that was what was wrong with me early last year.

Bonus points: use ghee and Lactaid brand milk to make a Bechamel sauce that even the most lactose intolerant farter like me can enjoy. Add aged sharp cheddar and I might even be able to enjoy my mac & cheese again...in small quantities...with a few Lactaid on board as backup...and an empty room I can retreat to

Occam’s razor: Your mother was suffering a bout of night terrors, a perfectly ordinary sleep disorder that may not have previously manifested. The human brain is weird, but the argument “I don’t know what it is, so therefore it must be X” is still (and always) nonsense. If you don’t know what it is, then you don’t

Yes well. I loved that car, so nyeah. I traded it in for a GTI though because it had passed 101,000 miles, which...I mean, that’s a hot potato and I wanted it to be someone else’s problem.

I also took a drive with my Pontiac Solstice club up the Washington side of the Columbia River Gorge. We ended up across from The Dalles, where there’s an incredible collection of Native petroglyphs - cave and rock drawings that are thousands of years old. We had a guide hike us around to look at the petroglyphs and

Jezza?

I did a weekend scooter camping and riding thing with my scooter club last summer. The campsite location was three hours away from where I live, so I had my scoot trailered there (it’s only a 150cc and doesn’t do well on long highway drives, especially where there are hills) and drove to the site in my Pontiac

Maybe Will will be allowed to you know have actual human relationships with men this time instead of being a fucking eunuch?

I did get my head stuck in a police horse once.

Doors and corners.

I dug this but it seemed a little too Mordor adjacent to be truly clever. The movie though - damn. I need to go see it again and again and again and again and...