hAHAHA this is great, I once found a internet meme with a bunch of words put into convoluted form. I think my favourite was the word for kitten being “cat puppy”

edt: omg I found it. BIRD LEAF

What blows me away — in addition to all the other reasons outlined by Alison Green — is that the manager never offers to come in early and cover for her. When I was a manager, I would stay late with employees to help them finish earlier and get out of the office. Or I’d come in early to help them if they needed it.…

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

Fucking Tubbs! (yes, I changed his name to that in my cat book)

I’m seriously just here to say how much I love you for the Slappy the Squirrel picture from Animaniacs. Mainly because I just found out that the show was on Netflix yesterday and had to be dragged away from the television because I was doing some serious binge watching instead of finishing my work.

For some reason, this makes me sad.

I have often said, when the time comes for my pets and others’ to leave us, that the only consolation is that life gets so much easier. It doesn’t make us miss them less, or have loved them less. I understand the relief. They enrich our lives while they’re with us, and they free us when they leave us. It’s possible to…

This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.

i have a mirena and i love it, i haven’t had a period or a cramp in a year and it’s fucking bliss

Just put an aspirin between your knees, you hussy. Problem solved.

Right, yes. Our bodies have ways of shutting things down.

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

that jeans blazer outfit is no joke and i love it

I recently found a packet of black light hair gel in my bathroom at my parents’ house that has definitely been there since 1998.

It’s got the right sound. My son asked me, “mom is that sexual.” He doesn’t really understand the concept, because he’s nine. I asked why and he said it sounds it. That R&B sound is sexy.

I see where he picked up the habit:

Consider yourself spared.

someone better post a puppy in a onsie or I’m gonna scream and die

And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?