I DID PICS OF MY CATS, TOO! AND OF MY ROOMMATE AND I!! Here is one of them:

Awwwww who's a good boy?? HE ISSSSSS HE'S A GOOD BOYYYYY

My pup is too small to rub my face in his belly, and his breath smells pretty bad, but he’s still a total cutie

I met these cream labs on the beach this summer, and got to hold one in the shade under my very fortuitous umbrella while she napped for an hour or two!

she’s a little weird, but I guess she’s alright to have around

But he lacks the McCoy eyebrow game

I can totally picture Jack McCoy saying this

Sure, they’ve got an agenda:

I have no idea. I’m just glad it happened. I’m a little misty-eyed reading this article—so many years of a xenophobic, anti-choice, homophobic, right wing fuckwad, I was starting to give up hope.

I believe Plumpy’Nut is a nutritional supplement, that has had great success in building up children in famine-ravaged areas. That, or it’s a Pokemon character.

This looks awesome. Germany has owned this terrible history and taught it in their schools to make sure it never happens again. Germany has done a better job than most countries, really. America hasn’t taught and owned the terrible history of slavery and native genocide with the completeness that Germany has.

So it sounds like you could run an excellent side hustle of wedding veils on Etsy.

Twelve Asshats Running

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.

How long before this is turned into a movie starring Chris Hemsworth, Chaning Tatum, and Zac Efron as the inmates with Leonardo DiCaprio as their coach?

Thanks! My stylist, who loves cutting curly hair, once literally clapped her hands in glee and chanted “Curly bangs, curly bangs!”

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Agree completely. Personally, I think it’s just easiest to teach your kid to address adults by the formal Mr/Ms and then let the adult in question tell the child to “Call me First Name” or whatever.

These kinds of pieces come up from time to time and they always miss the most important part: teach your kids to ask what someone wants to be called, then call them that. They prefer Mrs. Snoghorn you call them Mrs. Snoghorn. They prefer Fat Amy, you call them Fat Amy. True etiquette is not calling someone something…

“Sorry about the Herrs, you should have gone with Utz.”