If there isn’t Avril/Bonhomme erotica on the internet by nightfall I will be very disappointed.

I will hold that mental picture in my heart for days to come. AVRIL + BONHOMME TOUJOURS

Look, let’s face it. Men are far too emotional to be trusted with the power of governing things.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Beets are to be loved, not merely tolerated. Hmph.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

Once, when my family and I were on a boating trip on the west coast, we dropped a crab pot to see if we could catch a crab for dinner. When we pulled it up we instead got a giant, 22 armed red and purple starfish with its stomach out, slowly digesting our bait (half a can of tuna).

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

If a bride prioritizes you being in her wedding over you being able to have food and shelter,

+2001

“...does nothing to mention Dr. Dre’s violence against women at the time;”

I also think this is an appropriate avenue to shamelessly flaunt my Indian Fusion Wedding Dress I designed for my wedding a few years ago

Bless my soul have I got a story!

Thanks for discussing the extradition treaty. So doing some of my own research:

Because I’m the world’s biggest moron.

Other headlines I considered for this post were:

Nope. This is something that BOTH men and women do. But ONLY women are penalized and criticized for it. It’s not because it “sounds terrible.” It’s because sexism.

A pee diaper requires a hazmat team and 1.5 strands of clutching pearls.