This parody from The Atlantic honestly says it all...
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/11/a-nazi-cooks-pasta/546737/

I fucking love Celine and I saw her first Vegas show. This is all so accurate and delightful. Celine is kind of ridiculous, but she’s a treasure.

Everyone who has ever had any First Aid training knows that one of the primary rules of a rescue situation is “Don’t become another victim”. It can seem cold and crass, but it’s part of every first responder training in the whole country, and these cops were totally within their right to call the situation too…

Omg, that Anthem... what a snoozer.

Thank God we have these brave Republicans fighting against Big Government. You know, the kind of intrusive Nanny State that would actually make laws about where you’re allowed to use the restroo... oh wait.

Story time!

I think the reason the author brings race into the picture is that... surprise, surprise, America at large doesn’t really give a shit what happens to 20 year old black men, and this is an issue that affects that group at a disproportionate rate.

That would actually be a better arrnagement than what most teams have now. The cheerleaders get paid but they have to spend so much of their own money as part of the gig that they sometimes end up actually losing money.

Omg, “libertarian devil’s advocate” is the PERFECT way to describe this season of South Park. It’s not working for me at all. Matt and Trey... we get it that your white and feel oppressed. Get over yourselves and make brilliant satire again.

Hopefully he finds good writers and producers to work with, cuz he was the best singer in the group by a mile.

I would steal the sign in a fucking HEARTBEAT

"I know the Seahawks have their own unappealing qualities (Macklemore)"

Because when women simply say "not interested", things like this happen...

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/report-woman-t…

"attacked a police officer"... and barely left a mark on his face. "reached for his gun"... tgat was on the opposite side of the offer's body and inside a protective holster while he was seated inside an SUV. "charged at him" ... while shoe-less and bleeding, and 100 feet away.

She failed to mention that she also called the male actor playing the green witch a "faggot" to his face right before he told her to go on Jenny Craig...which is why the supervisor she complained to that night blew her off and the park has not apologized.