“I mean, Chef Boyardee (aka Ettore Boiardi) was an actual Italian immigrant, you can shit on the canned food they make now but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a real history tied to real Italian traditions.”

So, if an “actual Italian immigrant” puts ketchup and hot dogs on wild rice and calls it pasta bolognese, he’s…

“John Boyega is shifting his priorities to bring more diverse content to American audiences”

the pitch-black British version of The Office.

You sound like the kind of gullible dotard who thinks this is real.

As a black woman who lives in *The Hamptons* (south-of-the-highway-east-of-the-canal), I feel you. When I walk my dogs on the beach and they pee on Mason Rudolph’s blanket, I say “Well, you are in our yard.”

He looks like a youth pastor doing a rap skit in the second picture.

Penguins can be real jerks, a friend of mine was a zoo volunteer in high school and one tried to bite her. She kicked it out of instinct and it did a backflip.

My stepfather was an abusive brute, who loved to give “gifts” that would be “useful” rather than outright kind. Hence the wheelbarrow he gave me one year for Christmas.

Boomers hating this new ‘Boomers thing’ after shit talking Millennials for the last decade and a half is actually peak Boomer.

she didn’t go on an all-day rant, though. not at all. but hey, congrats on your ascension and never getting upset about anything or having a rough time, truly. 

Which seems to bother the actual locals a lot less than it bothers the business owners’ accountants.

On my win I would just like to thank Thatcher, for decimating the industry to the point it felt haunted (sounds like a certain herb), the bosses, for being cold monsters, and the co-workers who made it somehow bearable.

No, the purse is $7k if you can buy it. That’s a big “if” because Hermes is really particular about who can buy them. The “exclusivity” is part of the reason why it’s in such high demand.

A propos of nothing, if any writers on this site decide that they want to go freelance and write their own blog away from corporate overlords, I will contribute to a Patreon to help them do so.

Fixed! 

Plus I’m guessing people there are less religiously motivated to flock to CFA in righteous indignant defense when people protest them. America, founded to be secular, has weirdly become the last bastion of fundamental Christianity in the world.

Karma is a bitch.

The soldiers who went to war in the Middle East from 1992-2008 absolutely were Gen Xers. Only in the last two years or so have any Millennials been old enough. (Going with the 1990+ birth range; definitions vary, but that's the one I've always used.)