I blame the Kardashian tarts. They must be destroyed with fire. With fire, I tell you...

Oh that.  A woman at my work rocked up the other day wearing that thing.  It’s even more hideous in real life and I don’t think she was expecting the “When are you due?” snark from one of the office bitches.  It’s utterly, utterly vile.

He’s Daily Mail frau-friendly and should be destroyed with FIRE.

This is an arty-one. And it’s a bit fitting, given this story’s going up on Jezebel.

John Travolta’s codpiece in Battlefield Earth. *shudder*

That bearded cumstain looks an awful lot like Jack Dorsey.  Ugh.

Time for something a wee bit more architectural. Hands up if you’ve ever heard of Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum? No? Didn’t think so. Well, Kelvingrove is one of Scotland’s best-loved museums (and mine too). And it unsurprisingly has it’s own urban legend.

She’s right - the apology isn’t enough.  It’s bad enough that American Airlines still thinks of itself as a full-service carrier (cute) but this was iffy from the outset.  

Oh, fuck off, love. He’s a fucking rapist and deserves to have his balls shot off. You should be dropped into a vat of fucking acid and dolphin cum for this. Fucking quisling!

Another one that I was thinking of whilst preparing breakfast (sausages, eggs, proper bacon and not that laminated shite you Americans seem to love, with toast)...

Hey, USA (I’m not dragging Canada into this, or Mexico by calling you lot “America”) remember when you cunts assassinated your Presidents?  You’ve got more bullets than children, less scruples than an AIDS-ridden whore and the morality of ebola.  Use your fucking Second Amendment rights, and make this world a better…

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! A thread I can contribute multiple stories to!

Michael Palin was always my favourite Python. He’s just utterly, ridiculously, delightfully and wonderfully charming in everything he does. And as for The Death of Stalin...just watch it.  It’s incredibly darkly funny and there are moments where you won’t just burst out laughing - you’ll positively shriek.  

Hi Kevin,

His hair is an alarming shade of yellow that we normally don’t get to see in nature, kids.  It looks like that one time my sister’s former best friend went a bit loco with the bleach and went from brunette to Hooker Piss in thirty minutes.  Jesus.

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Yeah, a pack of joyless sour-faced hipster-wannabes don’t speak for the rest of us, sweetie.  You’re clearly high.  Have a seat.

From a purely pedestrian viewpoint, your argument holds water. From the perspective of an organisation that wants to keep itself at the top of the food-chain and dominate the market, your viewpoint is leakier than Trump’s favourite Russian hooker. The fact is this: people’s diets and tastes constantly evolve and…

You know, I’ve never been to a Chick-Fil-A (and probably never will), but I can’t help but think they’ve got the winning formula with their chicken burgers across the entire range: simplicity. McDonald’s seem to over-complicate their offerings, whilst Chick-Fil-A just seems to slap a hunk of chicken on a bun with some…

Why are you putting pictures of fruit on a biscuit thread?  Who hurt you as a child?  And yes, I’m giving you the evil-eye right now.  You should start to combust in about thirty seconds...